random crap

I use this blog to post random crap that amuses me. Most of it is stuff I think is stupid, but I also post stuff I think is cool. If you're interested in more erudite bookmarks, try my del.icio.us.

Happy Fourth of July, folks.

“American Flag”- Cat Power (via eldantastico)

randygrskovic:
Got baked and made this

randygrskovic:

Got baked and made this

I had largely forgotten about this song until today, but, boy howdy, I still like it!

Blackstar (Mos Def & Talib Kweli) - Definition (via alexeif)

Kafka’s Pest Kontrol (via jocolibrary)
Kafka’s Pest Kontrol (via jocolibrary)
In one video last year, you see him being sideline-coached on how to act like a turned-on adult, and any boy (even – or especially – a Gay one) who doesn’t know how to react to Naomi Campbell is way off orbit. k-punk: The freak of consensual sentimentality
When the former Seinfeld star Michael Richards was all over the news because he was taped unleashing a racist tirade at a night club, sales of a just-released set of Seinfeld DVDs actually increased. What the Michael Jackson sales surge is about
the critics are wrong. Michael Bay used a squillion dollars and a hundred supercomputers’ worth of CG for a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot. io9 - Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Michael Jackson: “They Don’t Care About Us”
men who oppose federal spending at the local level are irresistible to women.

-Grover Norquist

Conservatives Write Off Sanford as a National Leader | The Washington Independent

I couldn’t believe they’d ruined something so beautiful, simple, and absolutely pointless. Twitter Creator On Iran: ‘I Never Intended For Twitter To Be Useful’ | The Onion
I first thought this woman was pregnant. I wonder if that’s what the designer wanted.
Booty-Baring Swimsuits At Sao Paolo Fashion Week: Hot Or Not? (PHOTOS, POLL)

I first thought this woman was pregnant. I wonder if that’s what the designer wanted.

Booty-Baring Swimsuits At Sao Paolo Fashion Week: Hot Or Not? (PHOTOS, POLL)

  • dara: Hey sass! good morning. yes i do use this chat and you just happened to catch me online before i jump in the trucvk and head out to cali. i was in your neck of the woods the other day...only for a minute though passing through...
  • McChris: rite on
  • McChris: have fun in the trucvk
  • McChris: is that like a Czech lorry?
  • dara: lol whats a lorry?
  • McChris: It's British English for "truck"
  • McChris: kind of how "shopping cart" is a "buggy" in Texas English
  • dara: glad to know ur still silly...
  • dara: i wanna come see you in austin soon...
Drug trafficking can lead you downhill fast,” Drug Enforcement Administration Special Agent John Gilbride said.

Former champion downhill mountain biker Missy Giove charged with marijuana distribution

From the department of bad law-enforcement puns…